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More politifakes by OTC

fauxnews - July 20, 2014, 2:07 pm
No, the point YOU are missing is... Is it b'utter or is it Parkay? X-D
OTC - July 20, 2014, 9:15 am
You really missing the point about data? lol
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 5:20 pm
You are really comparing b***er to climate change? lol
OTC - July 19, 2014, 4:55 pm
There was enough data to prove b***er was bad for, now its not
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:45 am
so far, all that's been proven is that the climate change models suck and produce bogus results. Now there's some d***ing evidence.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 12:40 am
...fortunately, there is enough data in the public record showing the work of these scientists have stood the test of scrutiny. There is zero evidence to suggest that this consensus has been bought off by the 'dam gum guvment.' Your move, OTC.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 12:38 am
The issue IS climate change. We are still trying to figure out how this poster is supposed to fit into it. If you are discussing the 97%-99% consensus of scientists, then you were the one that mentioned govt funding...
OTC - July 15, 2014, 12:05 am
My bad again, I thought the issue was climate change, not whether i trust or like someone
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 4:08 pm
Okay...so if the government 'pays you' then they must be untrustworthy?Yes...I agree with that up to a point.But why do you trust politicians at all?Doesn't seem to bother you when it's a govt paid employee you like(aka. Cheney).Cant have it both ways,OTC
OTC - July 14, 2014, 3:46 pm
My bad, i didn't realize the 99% question was related to the earth magnetic field
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 3:32 pm
What issue? That the magnetic Earth field has nothing do with the debate over climate change other than you, idiotically, using it as a red-herring? LOGIC FAIL Try again.
OTC - July 14, 2014, 3:25 pm
Classic, can't argue the issue so attack the opposition
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:29 pm
*times up!*Sounds like you're walking it off.Great idea!Well,I might be around tonite if u actually have something 2 say.On a serious note, fun jousting with you :-)Just stay away from the homophobic crap and we'll be fine.Have a nice day.Cheers, mate :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:22 pm
*jeopardy music almost finished* Time is almost up. Man or chicken? Wait don't answer that. *looking at my watch* Got nothing?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:14 pm
*jeopardy music playing* This is final Jeopardy. Make your answer count. Round is almost up. Be sure to have your answer, in question form, that is. :-D Waiting...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:03 pm
In the meanwhile, let me know when you are done with your little meltdown. Sounds like you aren't done yet. Can you provide me a time frame on your temper tantrum? Haven't got all day here you know. :-) Waiting...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:01 pm
*yawn* You can't have it both ways, stoolio. With your patented cliche "you're-on-drugs, p'oopie pants!" post, you show your hand and expose yourself as the angry troll you are after all. You're a walking mess. Then again, most sore losers are. Tissue?:-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:57 pm
lolololololol... See how easy you betray yourself. LMAO... You want to take the high road (so people will think you are above this and it doesn't bother you) but then you go for the cheap insult (the drug thing) b/c you can't resist the low road...
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:54 pm
really? 68899? did the drugs kick in that fast?
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:53 pm
likewise
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:50 pm
See comment #68899 for my response (when you're raging, you are pretty much saying the same thing) ;-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:48 pm
Hey, if 'wishful thinking' will make you feel better and help you calm down, then knock yourself out. Go for it, mate. :-) In the meanwhile, let me know when you are done with your little meltdown :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:47 pm
Nobody will buy that bullsh1t except you. Sorry, but I think it's time that you reset all of those b***ons and replace the ones that you spilled tears on before they short out and electrocute you.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, I know you're angry. Need a hug? :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:42 pm
...cuz last I checked, stoolio, isn't a member here.But it IS a funny reference to 'crap',which you've been full of today,hence the moniker. Again,it's funny YOU choose to read something else into it.Trying to tell us something, stoolio? ;-) Nice try.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:42 pm
project much?
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:41 pm
You are hilarious, your reference to stoolio was way before my crankyhead jab and I ignored it until you pushed it.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:40 pm
I can understand your fear, youtube videos are sooooooo dangerous to people who don't have the smarts to recognize them.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:39 pm
Nah, when you call me "cranky head" I can sarcastically return the favor...especially considering the irony there. ;-) And, truth be told, I don't care what YOU believe. I'm just not going to let you get away putting an accusation into my mouth...
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:39 pm
tell you what, why don't you get out of attack dog mode and address the issues? Oh, that's right, you are fauxnews, the underdog, the one whose b***ons get pushed in so easily. Keep it up, you are really characterizing yourself as a b-grade clown.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:37 pm
Let's see, in this thread you used stoolio and arnnatz in reference to me, yet you ignorantly now claim that you didn't accuse me of sock puppeting. What a lousy liar you are. Do you actually believe the crap you type?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:30 pm
*jeopardy music playing* Round is almost up. Be sure to have your answer, in question form, that is. :-D
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:24 pm
*yawn*Guess you aren't done thrashing on your floor yet. Admittedly,it would be hard to type a response in the middle of a tantrum. Fine then. Just Let me know when you are done having your little meltdown.I'll wait a little longer...but just a little :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:10 pm
Nah,Im not accusing you of being 'anything.' I didn't use "upon your return" to imply that. Funny that 'you chose' to read that meaning into it tho.Looks like something I indadvertedly said triggered a waterfall. Lemme know when you're done crying it out.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:06 pm
My return? If you think I'm a sock puppet, it's easy to put your money where your pie hole is and just go to mooo and find out. But you won't do that because you you are full of it and will make some lame crankyhead excuse like, "No it's fun being stupid"
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:02 pm
*yawn* Like Miss Priss once told you, we don't click your links. Sorry! (see comment #65524) Loose agreement some of us made upon your return. Done having your meltdown yet? I will wait a little longer... :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:57 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbizTBYs-rQ
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:55 am
*yawn* Let me know when you are done having your little meltdown. I'll wait... :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:43 am
hey, faux, here's an opportunity to change your avatar to something that describes your time on this site: http://www.salvospeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eatcrow.gif
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:40 am
Did I break the b***on that I pushed because I slammed you so hard. Poor widdle baby.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:40 am
see comment #68858 above
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:39 am
as opposed to your "stoolio" comment above? Yeah, it's all me. bwahahahahahaha. Wait, now I get it, do you just type without knowing what you type or have someone type your comments for you?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:36 am
You mean to say you watch TV? Ya don't say... :-D I know you are just a toy, but some times you an almost fool me. You almost convince me you are a real person. Almost. ;-) Love it when you hit those cymbals when your mad! Do it again, monkey! :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:35 am
*yawn* So you're going back to calling me, Crankyhead. Got it. Now i KNOW you're p'issed off. Coming from an "Arnnatz wannabe", I'll consider the source on that one.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:32 am
So basically you admit you're so obsessed with my opinion, you changed your avatar just for me. And that countered my original point, how? You're funny. Then again, most sore losers are. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:27 am
That's ok, cranky wannabe just keep trying to distract from your inability to prove the 97-99% of scientists agree with you crapola.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:25 am
Who needs the BBC "You got served" when you are on the site? Nice pirouette, by the way.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:24 am
I was hoping you would appreciate me using an avatar that highlights your opinion. I guess you didn't get it. Surprise, surprise.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:23 am
Who needs a goldfish when I have you. Keep going! Dance monkey, dance! x-D Do that angry face again. So cute!! :-D
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:22 am
You went through all the trouble to dress up like a chicken this morning in the laughable hope it will mock others. Hilarious. Then you tell others to "get a life". Also hilarious. Surrrrre... I will DO that, chicken boy. Thanks for the 'heads' up. ;-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:22 am
Nope, basically, I was saying that you are a broken record. "opinion piece" skip "opinion piece" skip "b***ons pushed" skip "opinnion piece" skip "b***ons pushed" etc ad nauseum
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:20 am
*any links that back up"
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:20 am
Oh, and you still haven;t posted any links that bacs up that 9 out of 10 doctors recommend lucky strike" which is comparable to the made up numbers of "97% of scientists agree..." Especially when polls of scientists say differently
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:19 am
So, basically you are saying,"I know you were going to score in my inzone anyways so I decided to run the ball back the other way and do it for you!" Got it. Uh, thanx? It's no fun making trying to make fun of you when you do all the work for me. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:17 am
OMG, you are right. This site means so much to you and here I was dissing you by doing something that distracted me from your repetitive bs. Get a life
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:16 am
and that's why I posted the follow on, I knew you would use that lame old excuse to not read it (plus it isn't some liberal obama pleasing article)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:57 am
Now I know I pushed your b***ons and p'issed you off if you changed your avatar just for me. LMAO! ROFLCOPTER..Youse realay ares a speshel kindaz crazy aints youse, Pinostoolio? :-D Well, thanks for starting my morning off with a good laugh X-D Cheers :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:52 am
Let me get this straight.You dress up like a chicken(appropriate,btw,after you ran off like a coward yesterday) and you're hoping it'll insult me?LOLOLOL..Is that like punching yourself in the face and hoping it will hurt me?Please,dont stop on my account
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:47 am
In fact, Chicken Little, here's the thread you got caught lying about it. You remember...where you dared me to prove that article was an "opinion"... and I did. X-D LMAO http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728&start=90#p138733
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:40 am
Then open your eyes, OTC. Oh, they are.lol...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:39 am
*yawn* You already posted this OPINION piece, Stoolio. Try posting some "news" for a change.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 9:55 am
And they agree because their grants stipulate that they MUST agree in order to get followup money
OTC - July 14, 2014, 9:49 am
Mote like a translation in the works
OTC - July 14, 2014, 9:47 am
Maybe they are talking about government funded scientists, 97-99% of them agree.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:43 am
OMG! Fauxnews is gonna say "it's an opinion", so to counter that before he goes there: http://oss.sagepub.com/content/33/11/1477.full
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:41 am
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2013/02/13/peer-reviewed-survey-finds-majority-of-scientists-skeptical-of-global-warming-crisis/
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:22 am
Or the world is cooling ... The world is warming ... the world is disrupting climate ... duh, duh, hello, my name is fauxnews and I'm addicted to bullsh1t
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:21 am
How about liberals who make up numbers to support their hallucinations. Like "97-99% of scientists agree..." or "9 out of 10 doctors recommend lucky strike"
OTC - July 14, 2014, 7:06 am
Don't see hordes of scientists freaking out over man made GW either, just the liberals think it's the problem they think it is
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 11:41 pm
Don't see hordes of scientists freaking out over this. Maybe because it's not the problem you think people think it is? Digging yourself a hole here, mate.
OTC - July 13, 2014, 11:33 pm
(Not me but) the alarmists are saying cancer will increase during the flip, power grids and communications could be knocked out. With the atmosphere exposed the solar wind will blow away the MMCO2. keep moving, nothing to see here right?
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:31 pm
My 2 cents, TA.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:31 pm
I'm not talking about the magnetic field stuff, which is a red herring for sure. But where knee-jerk libs really get me is their HATRED of all things nuclear which, ironically, is their ONLY solution to the problems facing the world. Windmills wont cut it
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:29 pm
I think the scientists on climate change are on the money with this. Where I fault the liberal alarmists on this is the politics: clearly there is a problem, one of the biggest of which is the need to get off energy co-dependency, like, as in NOW.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:23 pm
i just want to emphasise, again, you're doing literally the exact same thing that you get pissed off at climate change alarmists for doing. if this is some meta attempt to show everyone how climate change alarmists appear to you, then well done.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:22 pm
the only difference is that the climate change alarmists have scientific studies backing up their claims of danger, whereas there are none backing up the notion that the magnetic field flip will be dangerous.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:20 pm
i really dont understand why you made this poster... you get pissed off at "climate change alarmists" and yet you post alarmist bull**** about the flip... the flip is harmless, you're doing literally the exact same thing climate change alarmists do.
OTC - July 13, 2014, 8:16 am
Wasn't trying to tie the flip to climate change
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:32 am
the best translation i could find for this poster was "i have no f***ing idea what i'm talking about". the earth's magnetic field has switched polarity 172 times in earth's history, and not one of these "flips" is a**ociated with the climate at the time.
Zeitguy - July 12, 2014, 9:47 pm
Certainly not an excuse to dismiss global warming and the effect of human activity on that phenomenon.
Zeitguy - July 12, 2014, 9:08 pm
The cyclical shift of the magnetic poles is long over due. Although it may take thousands of years to complete the effects may be noticed over the next few hundred years.


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